Overdeveloped and Underwhelmed

If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up.
Jeremiah Van Guilder (via lullabysounds)

brooklynboobala:

I need to stop being jealous of fat girls with waistlines and hips and cute bras and one chin and sexual partners. 

two-lungs:

Won’t stop missing light until I move house.

camperbliss:

Camper Bliss
I need a life that isn’t just about needing to escape my life.
Robert Polito (via bringmjolnir)

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate