okcupid scares the hell out of me because all of the questions are either “are you a messy person?” or like “HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT EUGENICS????” like if you’re less than a 90% match for me i’m sitting here trying to figure out if you’re a violent racist or just hate to do laundry
If I won the lottery this would be the first thing I’d do. I’ve been dreaming up a place like this for years.
I need to stop being jealous of fat girls with waistlines and hips and cute bras and one chin and sexual partners.