Overdeveloped and Underwhelmed


instead of counting sheep at night, count the number of times you can repeat “my life is dope and i do dope shit” before drifting into dreams full of kanye level self-confidence

I am the girl that ‘got hot’ after highschool.

It’s not because I lost the weight or finally figured out that clothes were for more than covering my skin. It’s not because I realized I had breasts or because I grew into my face and grew out my hair. It’s not because I stopped trying to hide my height, and I definitely didn’t just randomly develop social skills.

The reason I ‘got hot’ after highschool is because there was no one telling me I wasn’t.

Molly Burton | On Highschool (via amurrrka)
http://roger-sterlings-lsd-trip.tumblr.com/post/91712513471/aloofshahbanou-how-do-some-people-already-have »


how do some people already have their shit together? what is their secret? is it all an act? is I’ve Got My Shit Together a product? where can I purchase it? how can I consume it? can I wear it? does it come in my size? does it make my butt look big? I’m looking for…


David Hale


okcupid scares the hell out of me because all of the questions are either “are you a messy person?” or like “HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT EUGENICS????” like if you’re less than a 90% match for me i’m sitting here trying to figure out if you’re a violent racist or just hate to do laundry



via | hat tips frommoontomoon & lossinthewilderness

If I won the lottery this would be the first thing I’d do. I’ve been dreaming up a place like this for years.