Overdeveloped and Underwhelmed

kylamcfaterson:

Of course I had to do a separate BFF Beach Time post, duh.

Kyla’s suit: Vintage Land’s End fatkini in a size 14, probably from the 80’s. Why the hell can’t they make these anymore ??
Amy’s suit: Wal-Mart

Hot babes at the beach, like always. Duh. 

Fatty tatty slapping’ at the bar

Wake n’ Skype 

Kyla likes to Skype nakie and Amy likes to put on fake glasses and hot pink lipstick…. thats not weird… right?

karamaye0202:

OTP TBH

(Source: wewereborntofuckshitup)

darceeee:

Black bean burgers, beers, and trying to figure out which of the south park bearded hipsters like to make love and which ones like to fuck.  Just a typical dinner date at Station with Aims.

(We like to fuck, by the way. Take your love making and shove it.)

Truth

My hair looks awesome today and smells amazing (I keep getting a whiff and turning myself on) and my mani is fuckin fierce (hot pink with Essie Luxe zebra stripes)… I would say today is a successful one…